Only speaking for myself, the following are necessary, but not sufficient:

• Hand him over to the International Court of Justice, along with his entire regime. *…including Schumer and Fetterman.
• Initiate prosecution of the actual criminals without fear or favor: ICE, cops, Musk, DOGE, wage-thieving employers, et cetera.
• Lock up the billionaires. Don’t be a lawless dictator, though, there is 110% some good, legal reason that can be found. (But shoot 'em if they resist.)
• Bomb the IDF out of existence and round up illegal foreign agents (AIPAC, et al.)

I have suggestions if they want to get serious on Day 2, as well.

Kind of meta, but does anybody remember garage door openers back in the day? My family had one for which the “security” consisted of an 8-bit “key,” as in, the remote had 8 jumpers, and the lift unit had 8 DIP switches. You’d cut jumpers in a certain pattern, and flip the switches to match. What was fun was seeing how many garage doors around town we could open using the default pattern.

Smart locks have got to be at least a slight improvent, right?

And tuff is rocks, so by the transitive property, science rocks.

In 1979, when my parents bought a new Dodge Aspen wagon, its price of $5,000 was around the median car price, at about ⅓ of the median annual wage. That’s about $22,000 in 2026 dollars, which is about ⅓ of the median annual wage now. But the median car price is up to $50,000.

That is non-figuratively impossible. You can’t feel anything with nerve endings that have been removed.

Hah! Just as I suspected, you all only call your sport (also played on a field) “football” when Americans are listening in order to mess with us.

(/j, of course)

It ran an article like that years ago.

The article offers some insight. This was a series of 26 transactions over the course of a year. If the bank bought European gold for its holdings, then later sold the U.S. gold, a rising price over time would mean a net profit.

Make this your year!

That’s pretty fishy.

Indeed, not everybody is ready for the truly effective stuff: Posting memes criticizing “shitlibs” on a niche social media site nobody has heard of.

Wow, this puzzle defeated me utterly. I got none.

Based on the complaints on Lemmy about how everything (knees, backs, etc.) goes to hell once you turn 30, I haven’t yet…

At the risk of oversimplifying, the experimental branch of a field tries things to see what happens, while the theoretical branch takes those observations about the world and tries to explain why it’s like that. They don’t call it theoretical geology, because there’s essentially no such thing as experimental geology, so it’s redundant. (Ain’t nobody got time to run an experiment that lasts a few million years, or funding to buy a test planet.) Geologists can mostly only try to explain what we can see about the Earth. In physics, it’s the difference between bashing particles together to measure what flies off, versus figuring out why those particular things flew off.

They properly ought to be complementary, with the theorists coming up with new hypotheses for the experimentalists to test.

Festoon, bayonet, wedge base, and bi-pin bulbs: Are we a joke to you?

True, but to be clear:

Limnology : oceanography :: Freshwater biologist : marine biologist

Ramirez is usually a MAGA shitstain, so this is progress, I guess?

And yet, somehow, people willingly step into it all the time!

Another question: Why do they still do natural childbirth when they have transporters?