My guess is this meme was taken from some social media site that suppresses non-advertiser friendly content so anything that isn’t totally milquetoast on a facile level is censored, ex. “crap” would become “cr*p”

Cheat by using a stack overflow error to hang more than 10

Nuclear winter actually

I can’t even get a job here, so no country would want to give me a work visa. I’d also assume that no hot foreign singles in my area are willing to real quick get hitched with me and take me to their homeland.

It’s not satire if it’s explicitly stating the truth

Microsoft Teams isn’t all bad! For example, it bogged down my work computer so much at start up that I would basically get an extra break.

Starring Ewan McGregor Mendel

Just keep saying the falsehood and never back down and eventually you’ll recruit followers and become rich and powerful

That’s entirely what I was going for

The Silmarillion actually has 10 pages that explain how Barad-dûr hops around on a little Baba Yaga foot but it got very tired shortly before LotR happened

Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic

Now we all need to go to school board meetings and protest against allowing anything made out of carbon into our schools

It’s possible there are alien beasts not made of C, but made of SiN instead

What if Paul Atreides wasn’t clairvoyant but was instead just very determined

I still think about how my Cuban former coworker pronounced Popeye the Sailor as poh-pee-yay

My biggest gripe with cooking instructions is the non-specificity. “Stir pasta frequently”? How frequently? How continuously? Tell me in unit Hertz

His healthcare plan was vaping all along

Thomas Midgley Jr.?

“The Handsomest Drowned Man in the World" by Gabriel García Márquez would have been that, but it lost its impact because my generation associates the name Esteban with the silly bellhop from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

This chart makes things much clearer. Arigato