Theeeeerrrrre wassss never a mannnnnnnn like my Johnnnyyyyyyy…

Fooooooorrrrr the one they call… Johnny Guitar…

Play it again, Johnny Guitar…

If it was quality paint, perhaps. But you know a landlord is gonna go for the cheapest shit that’ll streak and run and chip like crazy leaving it an ugly mess that doesn’t protect anything.

To you. Humour is subjective, different people have different tastes.

Eat a bag of dicks. Nobody wants to read LLM garbage, regardless of whether you think that’s ableism or not.

Get this LLM slop out of here. If you can’t be bothered to write your own comments, don’t bother saying anything at all.

As if people’s teeth in Florida weren’t already bad enough from all the drug abuse.

Average technocrit ragebait. Yawn.

If the eyebrows don’t fit, you must acquit.

Last one to the lake is a penis pump!

One of the traffic signals is backwards. Busted!

Porkchop sandwiches! OH SHIT! Get the fuck out of here! What are you doing?! Go! Get the fuck out of here, you stupid idiot! Fuck, we’re all dead! Get the fuck out!

…My god, did that smell good.

Smoking at night is a lot better imo. Peace and quiet, nobody around to bother you, and no potential surprises or responsibilities to deal with such as work calling you or suddenly having to drive somewhere.

A lot of people take failure personally, and become scared to even try in the first place. Failure is seen as shameful, rather than a learning opportunity to better yourself.

If it’s not within my field of view, it might as well no longer exist. Especially if I need that item.

and if you reeeeaaaaallllyyyyy like beavers, there’s a lil site called e621 I hear has got you covered…

And it definitely isn’t going to get accidentally pressed at the worst possible moment, interrupting your gameplay and likely making you lose! Especially in an online game!

No, fuck you!

Exactly. Vigilante justice is not the solution here, it’s only going to get a lot of people hurt.

Didn’t an entire TV show get into some serious hot water for doing this sort of thing which resulted in someone committing suicide while filming an episode? These people are potentially putting themselves in serious danger if they corner a pedo who feels like they have nowhere to run or anything left to lose.

The happiest in sound, but the lyrics are definitely usually on the sad or angry side lmao