I was that more focused and productive person at two jobs. I answered customer emails at a bank and they actually had a meeting about me because my numbers were like 30-50% better than everyone else’s. They thought maybe I wasn’t actually DOING my work. I was, I was just good at it and quick at typing and copying and pasting and using templates. I streamlined all sorts of stuff to make my job easier. “How are you doing so many emails?!” “CTRL C and CTRL V and templates” “oh”

Stupidity, laziness, memes, twitter, AAVE

but if I ride the subway, I won’t need to buy a $50,000 ginormous pickup truck I won’t ever use for any actual truck stuff!