I usually feel this way, but I was at a pizza place a, while back, and the cheese on the cheese pizza just looked so much gooier than on the others… I still wonder how much better my life would be if I’d had the gooey cheese instead of the goo-less supreme…
Unfortunately alive. USAmerican, gay
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I was a beta reader once and the guy rejected all my alterations where I fixed the quote punctuation. So maybe?
I’m with your girlfriend. I don’t find pineapple on pizza disgusting, but for some reason it just doesn’t gel for me. Same with sausage and jam on a biscuit… One or the other, please!
But anchovies on pizza… yessssss. Get them salty, grimy fuckers in there.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why are there no large demonstrations in the USA against Donald Trump's policies?
11·1 year agoIf people are actually protesting, of course I don’t consider it a joke. I just thought the one in February 5th was a joke, everyone was guilt tripping me for asking questions but refused to answer them.
Three different start times, two different addresses, and everyone pretending there’s a signal chat just feels like a trick.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why are there no large demonstrations in the USA against Donald Trump's policies?
41·1 year ago50501 didn’t turn out to be a prank? My state’s “organizer” was a deleted reddit post with no other contact info, the posters named three different start times, and only two people claimed to have links to the signal chat and stopped replying when I asked for it, even though they offered.
I visited the subreddit three days before it was supposed to take place, and they were still figuring out basics. One of the top posts was discussing the dress code (consensus seemed to be wearing blue + American flag scarfs), and the one person pointing out how impractical and dangerous that was for a protest was getting downvoted.
Thats the reason I’m not protesting, btw. One protest in my area and it seemed like either a joke, a honeypot, or like a teenager came up with it.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How're people on HN constantly finding 20 yo interesting blog posts?
1·1 year agoTwo very different answers here 😛
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What percentage of people you've met do you consider a genuinely good person? Someone you could trust your life with if need be?
7·1 year agoThere are a lot of people who would rush me to the hospital but also voted to take away my rights and worse. I don’t know if I believe in good people these days.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Ex-conspiracists, what made you stop believing conspiracy theorie(s) you believed?
3·1 year agoGod, infowars. I swear my brother bought coffee or something from them and it dragged my mother down the far right rabbit hole with him. I wish I could go back in time and do something more than cringe when he showed me the packaging that said “wakey wakey America”.
I have the aesthetics of someone with their shit together!
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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Shall I Jailbreak my switch ?English
6·1 year agoThey’ll regenerate like starfish. Infinite switches!
Morning:
- 5am: wake up in my gym clothes
- 5:05: drink my pre-workout and scroll for a minute
- 5:15: sit down to put shoes on. Cat gets on my lap
This is where morning turns into a choose your own adventure game!
- 5:15: sat cat on floor and go to the gym
- 5:30: weight training
- 7:00: shower
- 7:20: breakfast
- 8:00: work
OR
- 5:15: give kitty five minutes, she deserves it
- 5:30: realize I’m running late but now I’m in the middle of some stupid task on my phone
- 6:00: I’m not going to get a full workout in anyway, I’m just going to eat breakfast now and go to the gym after work
- 7:30: time to go to work! oh no I’m still in my gym clothes
- 7:40: time to go to work!
- 7:50: oh god I forgot about the school zone
- 8:05: I want to die and take everyone on this highway with me
Night
- what the fuck
- uhhhhh
- somehow falls asleep two hours later than planned in a spot other than my bed
But if you tell people “I wake up at 5am to work out”, they automatically assume you have your shit together. 😎
This was my philosophy, then I realized I prefer crossword puzzles and sudoku on my phone because I can do it one-handed so I can pet my cat at the same time.
I also tried watching shows on my TV instead of my phone but it’s harder to block ads.
No. They don’t just paste the contents of the book into the subtitles, they transcribe the dialogue and sfx just like they do for original shows. It would be pretty crappy if a deaf/HoH person wanted to experience a movie like normal but the accessibility features were repurposed for speed reading.
Also I brush after breakfast
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Ask me anything, and then edit the comment to make my reply look bad.
15·1 year agoI’m pregnant and it’s yours. :( What do you want me to do?
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Is the number of users in all of Lemmy tiny compared to the number of users in Reddit?
3·1 year agoPlot twist: reddit is one guy and all his bots.
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And Finally...@feddit.uk•Man's pop-up urinal death may never be explained, family fears
1·2 years agoIt took two hours for a crane to come pull it off of him??
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And Finally...@feddit.uk•Boy saves thousands of sweet tubs from landfill
1·2 years agoUnfortunately a lot of things can’t be recycled (at least in my neck of the woods) but still aren’t safe to burn.
Not that I’m kidding myself that those are the only things that end up in landfills. The whole infrastructure needs to be redone but no one who’s able to do that cares enough.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If Musk succeeds in "repealing all regulation", what's the best strategy for a normal person? Unethical answers only.
3·2 years agoI work for a big corp that already ignores their own regulations :) I’ll start opening products, pissing in them, and putting them back on the shelf. It won’t help anything but I’ll personally enjoy it
I went through a terrible in-between phase where I first went from drawing cartoony people to trying to draw more realistic ones. Never had an art class or anything, pretty sure I have aphantasia too, so I was just raw dogging it until I learned how to use refs. I specifically remember constantly attaching the thumb at a weird angle and wondering why my characters looked like they had crab claws.
That or some niche porn because I started thinking too hard about how my interspecies characters would have sex. Most of my characters aren’t even attractive to me but that didn’t keep me from drawing them doing shit to each other’s junk.
Also My Little Pony crossover fan art but it was just characters facing left on a white background.

Kind of, and it was a good way to keep trolls and spammers out of sensitive communities, but unfortunately with bots and astroturfing existing nowadays, karma incentives terrible behavior.