Its possible to stick your tongue inside your nose from inside your mouth. I am among quite a few people that can do it and clean the inside of the nose from boogers.
How you ask? Here is the Wikipedia page about that, because if course there is one:
This is the worst thing I have read today.
No.
I’m at third stage! I’ve been hiding my tongue behind my uvula since I was a kid. My dentist hated it!
I never thought of it as stretching… I guess I have a new hobby!
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Your tongue game must be legendary. Lucky partner.
I don’t think my tongue is long enough for this
Human face pores are home to tiny, microscopic mites called Demodex.
They are most active at night, when they leave their follicles to mate on the face and then return to find a new follicle.
Almost everyone has them. So there are tiny arachnids having sex on your face every night.
Would that mean that I’m not a virgin, having been in multiple orgies?
Retrograde menstruation.
Because the feliciano tubes aren’t closed on the ends, where they interact with the ovaries, blood from a period can flow backwards into your abdominal cavity.
Additionally, a small amount of sperm (if a woman is sexually active and say trying for a baby) can also go the full way and leak into the abdominal cavity.
So some women can have blood and semen free floating in their abdominal cavity. Between organs
Edit: autocorrect got me. I meant “fallopian tubes”
Feliciano tubes, you say… Felopian tubes, do you mean?
I find it a bit funny that your gross examples are semen. But also yeah. So sticky.
It’s always Christmas with some ovaries.
When fertile, women have significantly increased mucus volume in their vaginas.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cervix
Several hundred glands in the endocervix produce 20–60 mg of cervical mucus a day, increasing to 600 mg around the time of ovulation.
To anyone with a vagina, this is def not an unknown fact hahaha. And gross is debatable but to each their own
To anyone with a long term partner that has a vagina it’s hardly news either.
If you feed a latex tube through the nose and out the mouth then pull it back and forth, it makes a squeaking sound
That’s not how you floss.
That’s not how you floss.
squeaky squeaky squeaky
Surprisingly not in this thread: all the horrible things pregnancy can do.
I’m fairly certain that if women would get a full disclaimer with all the nasty side effects a pregnancy comes with, they’d give it a second thought… On the other hand, some women insist on having a second baby… And then a third… And a fourth…
They literally have hormons to forget the worst of birth.
Oh, birth isn’t always the worst of it.
Co-signing on their house loan, THAT’S the worst part.
Sometimes they don’t get the really horrible effects, or at least not the first couple of times.
I was told all the things that could go wrong when I was a kid, and then my mother was all, why not have a kid, and I was just
“CAUSE IT’S A NIGHTMARE???” lol
Humans can grow horns similarly to Omens in Elden Ring. Cutaneous horns can be caused by benign growths, precancerous lesions, or even skin cancer. Apparently, these are also becoming increasingly common in people.
Without having seen a picture, it sounds more cool than gross
Here is an artist’s depiction of someone afflicted:
Nah, for real it’s pretty gnar:
I feel like she could have that reduced somehow if she wanted.
There’s a type of cyst called dermoid cyst which can grow hair, nails or even teeth inside it.
That sounds like an infinite money glitch. Sell the teeth and hair, rinse and repeat.
My wife had one of these, only spotted after they saw the teeth in an x-ray.
All that but we can’t grow new teeth in our mouths. What’s up with that, nature?
You can develop a rectourinal fistula and end up pissing shit
This is the first comment on my post that actually makes me feel uncomfortable.
Annnd thread closed.
You have mites living in your eyelashes.
I’m locked in here with them. They’re locked in here with me!
Hej, I think its pretty cool how much slime we got producet in our bodies every day, like up to 1 liter! Me, personally, find it gross dat our noses produce that many bacteria, lol.
Your gut biome is the only way you can digest leafy things. Without them most of it would just stay in there, or go right through you.
I don’t mind that, my gut biome can go ahead and digest food for me. It’s free labor!
As an IBS sufferer, I’m here to tell you, it ain’t free.
Your gut biome is how you digest everything
I think the point being made was that the enzyme used to break down cellulose is only made by bacteria, whereas the enzymes used to break down carbs, fats, and proteins are produced by the pancreas. Digestion is complicated though, teeth and stomach acid are also digesting in a way so it’s all an oversimplification
Teeth, or rather where they meet your skull and jaw, are technically classified as a kind of joint!
Your bones are wet
I love a wet bone
- Donald J. Trump
Men too can produce milk.
I have nipples, Greg
Can you milk me?
Why is that disgusting?
I’m squeezing like hell and it isn’t working.
No way ! how do I do that ??
Sometimes regular stimulation is enough. I saw one case where a man took on an orphaned infant where there wasn’t even any animal milk available to hack together formula, and the starving infant attempting to get milk out of his nipple every hour for multiple days was enough to get the one breast to start making milk, and the infant lived thanks to it.
The need for suckling to stimulate milk production is a catch-22 for women who don’t make enough milk. They have to supplement with formula to prevent “failure to thrive”, but the infant spending some of its sucking time on a bottle instead of a breast reduces their supply even more, so then they have to feed even more formula… There are devices that run a tube to the nipple so the infant can get formula from the tube while at the same time stimulating breast milk production, and they work, but look like a huge pain.
Usually with hormone therapy
okk lets gooooooo
Take six mg estradiol enanthate injections weekly for two years. Follow up with domperidone-based lactation induction. Supplementing a testosterone blocker would also be useful.
Warning, this is essentially going on the full hormone therapy trans women go on. You can induce lactation, but it requires being hormonally female for an extended period of time. Look up the effects of mtf hormone therapy, as you would be getting all of them. Also the breast growth is permanent. You have been warned.
I am not genuinely contemplating doing the hormone therapy, the above comment was in jest. However that is very cool to learn about. I had no idea breast development was a one-way road. These are questions I never thought to ask. Thanks for sharing
