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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Kelly - Conflict of Disinterest

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Kelly - Conflict of Disinterest

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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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https://theonion.com/conflict-of-disinterest/

  • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Come on kelly this is absolutely sauceless!

    • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Yeah, normally us societal burden types have hobbies, like doing drugs, listening to Rap Band, or burning American flags.

      • BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Is the coffee cup supposed to mean anything? I can’t tell if “Lame ‘Holiday*’ Starbucks cup” or a “$10 Mochalattechino*”

        I need kelly to be more clear on the meaning of it all!

        Is that a “Proud New York Pizza Rat” or a “Bemused Rodents”?

        *New fad

        • buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          It’s a panhandling cup

          • BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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            Is that a new fad?

            • buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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              The latest

              • BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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                Damn kids.

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Kelly is always sauceless because the author is a turbo lib. Sorry that you aren’t ready to face the truth

      • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I just pretend that Ward Sutton is also a character invented for the onion

        • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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          His other work is so terrible lol. Look at this shit:

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      The emolumint pun is good but yeah, otherwise this feels like a first Trump term strip.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Yeah this one is dry, do better Kelly.

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