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Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.
Mmm, a condom with lint and without lubrication!
He wears a rubber at all times, it’s a necessity
You say I’m premature, I just call it ecstasy
You just have to remember to cut off the little tip so you can go pee with it.
What if you don’t like pineapple juice?
It’s just a sacrifice that the guy is willing to make
But what if I want the benefits without the pain? Is there another way?
Try a dab of mint extract, right on the tip, right before you blow your load
Oh yeah, works like a charm.
