I don’t have the time or energy to like, mod it or anything, but if someone wanted to do it as a bit I’d post there constantly about how Deborah wasn’t responded to any of my drunken facebook messages asking her to take me back.
Taking the edge off with 3 whiskeys and a frozen pizza
I mean, I’m not actually divorced but I still do this sometimes.
sipping beer at 11AM rn take that BARBARA haha just chillin with the boys haha unshackled and i got a heap of beer cans on the floor i am THRIVING
take me back barbaraI’m on my third Jack n’ Coke with no Coke and about to go on Facebook and post a bunch of AI memes about how awesome it is not having a NAGGING WIFE is anymore!
(I’m very lonely, I miss Deborah)
Oh so just because I got a third DUI I’m not allowed to see my own kids anymore? Fuck you Susan
“Well how are you going to drive down to Tampa to see them? You don’t have a license.”
“I can get Joey to drive me down!”
“Doesn’t Joey have 2 DUIs?”
“Yeah, so his license isn’t suspended yet SUSAN!”
A suspended license isn’t going to stop me from driving!
Yes, a community where we can all complain about your ex would be nice.
Yeah, Deborah is trying to take my boat in the divorce. She keeps saying she needs to sell it to pay for our son’s tuition, but I told her my crypto mining operation will cover it and more once it takes off!
If you aren’t a millionaire already you’ll earn more money selling that boat than you’ll ever make with crypto. So ye hold onto that badboi
Pssf, you don’t know what you’re talking about, my favorite podcaster Danny Douchebag the Carnivore said his SteakCoin is gonna GO TO THE MOON! Anytime now.
I listen to him every day on my three hour commute to the tax agency I work at.
I literally made up Dan Bongos for the fake news comm for this reason.
I am your ex wifi and i think it’s a bit cringe tbfh
