I’m a goobery bike commuter for context who’s thankfully never needed to have a license and drive a car. I guess having a giant piece of glass in front of your main mode of conveyance might necessitate the need for donning the shades.

I’ve always thought that sunglasses were worn mainly by douches and dumb to wear in general. Why the fuck would I want to make everything around me intentionally darker?

But as I transition into my mid40s, I start to ponder about my health in my senior citizen years.

I do wear contact lenses and sometimes prescription eyeglasses while biking for nearsightedness.

Should I be wearing sunglasses while biking and out and about? Or are we just buying into the propaganda and marketing of Big Sunglass?