Oh, and just a fun bit of future knowledge, if you decide you don’t like your spouse and your children with them, get divorced and then turn those kids into doves. Just let those little fuckers fly free. And make sure to answer the phone when the time comes.
Just googled this shit
There is some dark shit buried in Stardew. All is not well in the Valley, and you suddenly understand why the town drunk is also the bus driver.