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minus-squareBuffalobuffalo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoAt least we’d have some respectability in the role. You’ll never hear of Nurgle scrounging for raccoon penis.
minus-squareSpacehooks@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoKind of feel like he would though.
minus-squareBuffalobuffalo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoAs a gentleman scholar, Nurgle would surely have his own raccoon breeding program. If there were necessity in any volume of raccoon penises surely shortage risk would be adequately mitigated.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoSure, but you wouldn’t hear about it.
minus-squareVertelleus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoFun Fact: I did learn that some people use raccoon penis bones in the distillery for moonshine. I wonder if this was his goal.
minus-squaretomenzgg@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYou’re going to have to back up and not drop that raccoons have bones in their penises like that’s common knowledge.
At least we’d have some respectability in the role. You’ll never hear of Nurgle scrounging for raccoon penis.
Kind of feel like he would though.
As a gentleman scholar, Nurgle would surely have his own raccoon breeding program. If there were necessity in any volume of raccoon penises surely shortage risk would be adequately mitigated.
Sure, but you wouldn’t hear about it.
Fun Fact: I did learn that some people use raccoon penis bones in the distillery for moonshine. I wonder if this was his goal.
You’re going to have to back up and not drop that raccoons have bones in their penises like that’s common knowledge.