Me as a junior dev writing 1000 lines of spaghetti code everyday: “Let’s go!!!”

Me as a senior dev writing 5 lines of code everyday and spent the rest of the day reviewing thousands LoC commits from my juniors: “I didn’t sign up for this. I should’ve learn carpentry instead.”

The senior dev will be fixing those 5 web pages tomorrow.

Because before we got a standup, then we got to follow figma design on what color of blue it is. Then we got to branch off and change the color, then test, then deploy, then hand off to QA and explain why the color is blue and not green. Then wait for product to confirm the button is indeed blue…. Im tired……

This is because of all the corporate bullshit you have to deal with as a senior dev :/

not production ready vs. production ready