My chihuahua is vying to become the new champion.
Nah, it’s humans. Humans get farted on the most. Walking on foot? You’re walking through farts. Using public transportation? Farts. Going inside any building open to the public? You’ve guessed it, farts. The more crowded a place, the higher the concentration of farts.
Please remember that no matter where you go, someone will fart in your general direction.
Whilst I appreciate the Python reference.
I believe the meme is implying a far more intimate fart, as in contact between the farter and the fartee.
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
The horses are farting back
Humans by far, I think.
Reasons:
- We own pets, some of which sit on our laps and fart.
- Some people find it funny and fart on others.
- Some people find it hot and fart on others / get farted on.
- Also, in a sense we love yeast farts so…
I have a 10 year old boy. I’ve been farted on for 10 years.
I’m no horse expert, but I believe that horses fart back.
Very sad
Yeah, but they’re into that shit.
It’s not shit, it’s farts
I guarantee my dog holds that record.
fartdog georg
right about now, fart soul brother
check it out now, fart soul brother
Most grinded on animal for sure.
false ; pug owners get farted on more than any other animal
Karma.
Tapeworms disagree.
Lucky ass horse
That’s a regular horse. They just look like that.
Tell that to my kids. They fart on me all the time
You could be a horse. We don’t know.
On the internet, nobody knows that you are a horse.
You clearly have never rode a hippo
Have you?
No but I once got in a fight with a hippo on the way from the grocery store. (I won but it was stinky)
i wouldn’t mind being that horse
Horses make women cum more than any other animal.
Horseback riding is notorious for the firm and rhythmic pressure applied to the groin area.
Source: known more than one horseback riding girl who freely communicated this.
Wait, are these ladies out there cumming?
