You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese 🧀
I am not a woman, but I would be fascinated too
Fun fact: if you are ever on a plane with a crying baby take a slice of cheese and carefully place it on the babies face. The parents will be so happy with you for calming the baby.
I read that on Reddit at some point. It seems like solid advise.
Do you need to use Elmer’s glue so it doesn’t slide off?
Roquefort works best.
I’m a man, but… what kind of cheese?
I always advise Morbier
Tempting, yes. Add some variety and I’m in. I didn’t have Epoisses in a while, and I’d love a good Brie. Taleggio! Oh god, I’m so hungry :-(
Époisses is really good with a tawny port. At first glance it seems like a flavor mismatch as the port is quite strong, but it conjures up a magical honey like aroma, which is uncanny.
Bank holiday in Germany prevents me from buying more cheese right now. All I have left is some Appenzell and Gorgonzola. Sheep’s or goat’s cheese as well. I have to check, but I think there’s some port in my poison vault as well.
Ah, us swamp Germans don’t let
bankChristian holidays interfere with capitalism that often :p.Another cheese tip, but one that’s hard to get outside of burgundy, is Cîteaux. A really unique take on reblochon, that has a sharp, tangy note in it. I always pick that up when travelling through there.
Labor Day, so no labor at all.
I think I had Cîteaux before, but I’m not sure. Whenever I’m in France I throw idiotic amounts of money at their dairy industry. And buy all the Belgian beer I can carry.
Don’t you mean get “Us” a rotisserie chicken?
You stay away from my chicken!
Just hear me out, what if instead it was our chicken?
Why do you people always have to make it about politics??
Don’t you mean „we“ people?
What do you mean ‘you people’?
In mother Russia, chicken eats you!
I’d be picking them bones, know what I’m saying?
Problem is, she’s vegan, so she’s against picking flowers and against eating chicken.
It’s best you just save the money for a month or several and buy her LEGO.
Get out of here oligarch. No working man has LEGO money in 2025.
And no oligarch will spend 500€ on a crap LEGO car when a real (used) one costs less. And while Cada has much better ones for 200€.
Lego is like the modern version of roman families handing down their armor and weapons to future generations BC ain’t no fucking way they affording a whole new set each damn time the Gauls start acting up.
Just don’t eat the chicken on the way home. You’re asking for trouble.
Do the flowers also contain concentrated microplastics?
Of course! What doesn’t nowadays…
Those are complimentary
The flowers?
It is mayday after all. The theme should be bread and roses. You should have your chicken and the flowers too.
or, like, a whole egg
