plastic pope@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months agoWork of artlemm.eeimagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down11cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.mlmemes@lemmy.world
arrow-up155arrow-down1imageWork of artlemm.eeplastic pope@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square8linkfedilinkcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.mlmemes@lemmy.world
minus-squarelath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoIt was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.* *Or not.
minus-squareMarcomachtKuchen@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoThe only pattern that can seemlessly integrate vomit, yoghurt, chocolate and bubblegum into itself and look completely unchanged afterwards.
minus-squareDandomRude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoYup. Just imagine what the seats would look like if they were white. Probably also a graffiti pattern, but an extremely unpleasant one…
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoThat’s why hotel carpets have similar godawful patterns. You can’t spot the stains.
It was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.*
*Or not.
The only pattern that can seemlessly integrate vomit, yoghurt, chocolate and bubblegum into itself and look completely unchanged afterwards.
Yup. Just imagine what the seats would look like if they were white. Probably also a graffiti pattern, but an extremely unpleasant one…
That’s why hotel carpets have similar godawful patterns. You can’t spot the stains.