He asks the nurse: “Where am I?”
“Washington DC,” the nurse replies.
“And the trade war with Canada?”
“We won that years ago.”
Elated, he asks, “And how much does a carton of eggs cost?”
“Just one toonie eh?”
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All things being equal, I’d be okay being a Canadian.
Well.
Let’s talk about this monarchy business.