Well, if the 1798 Alien Enemies Act doesn’t drop the price of eggs, I don’t know what will.

Trump is really saving taxpayers money here: he didn’t even bother burning a government building to pretend he needed to invoke extraordinary powers. So we get full-blown dictatorship but without having to rebuild an expensive building.

Thanks Herr Führer!

Who had concentration camps on their 2025 bingo card?