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It makes you go blind.
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  And your hands get all hairy
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  It makes your hand pregnant
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    Perrganent? Preganté?
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      Gregnant
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  Oh, and your rifle gets all slippery!
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  Can I do it till I need glasses? lol
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    They’ll just give you government issue glasses
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      Yup, gotta keep at it until you can’t see the screen anymore. AFAIK, the military doesn’t do braille.

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