“Making it a crime to criticize Israel should be obvious. What we really need to do is make it illegal to criticize a guy for covering up sexual abuse while acting as the assistant coach for Ohio State’s wrestling team from 1987 to 1995.”

Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH)

The onion is incredible

But the law says that it’s antisemitic to conflate Jews with Israel. So, according to this new law, isn’t the assertion that “criticizing Israel is antisemitic” an antisemitic statement itself? Am I misunderstanding it?

Why can’t we criticize a country’s government?

Edit: wow did I take the bait on this one. Got me again Onion!

“Because it’s anti-Semitic, duh. And why is it anti-Semitic? Because it’s criticizing Israel. See how that works?”

WE NEED TO BREAK IN TO THE ONION HQ AND STEAL THEIR TIME MACHINE WHOS WITH ME!!